Home alone and sick as shit for the next two days in my new apartment. No tv no Internet so it’s getting pretty boring. Just me and that beautiful girl up there with that amazing underbite. In other cool news in the next week or so I’m going to be on tv! ABC’s new daytime food talk show “The Chew” filmed a scene for a new episode in my work the other day. I got to hang out with chef Mario Batali and got to sign a bunch of papers to be on tv. Super excited!
headed to whole foods for my job interview, neeeeeeeed this job!!!
Saw this above the urinal at dots diner today.
(Source: encyclopidia, via paradisenull)
A Sushi Burrito? Wow. I really wasn’t prepared for the knowledge that such a thing existed. I suppose in a way it’s a magnificent culinary metaphor for Los Angeles — culturally confused, totally offensive, yet somehow irresistible.
(via steviemcfly)
holy shit.
(via insta-grammar)
or quit my job to sit on tumblr all day? yes
go make dem smoothies! i want a power punch plus, no bananas. thank you very much.
if you came in, you could have oneeee
i would but now im going to work! what a fun day on tumblr this has been.
another new owen song
ill add another old myspace pic for funsies. meet me at 15 muwhahaha.
Anonymous asked: wUt wAs Ur seXiest EnCouNter of All TimE?
probably every day when i get out of the shower. keep the questions coming!
